I caught the new Art Attack at Disney Channel last Sunday. I must say, the show tries very hard to copy the original one. Okay, maybe not copy—because I’m sure there is some kind of format and feel that they have to maintain. But still, it’s lightyears behind of how the old edition used to be. For example, PVA glue is now known as “Art Attack Paste.” And they now have talking puppets. THEHELL IS THAT FORRRR?!

He doesn’t even do his own Big Art Attacks!!

I miss Neil Buchanan. And my childhood.